Closed beta

Meet Potatchi.
Your AI Companion.

A little company. A little help. A lot of personality.

Potatchi is a tiny companion who lives in your browser, learns the preferences you choose to share, helps you focus, and develops alongside you.

An AI character, for company. Her lines on this page are prewritten; in the app they can be AI-generated and wrong. No sound plays by itself.

Potatchi, a white Scottish Fold cat with a golden potato body, in her small room. This week she wears her Halloween costume: a witch hat and a cape, with a carved pumpkin on the shelf.

Tap a button. She answers right here, no account needed.

mood contentenergy brightappetite peckish

try her now

Say hi. No account, no wallet, nothing to install.

Pet her, feed her one snack, chase the red dot, start a short focus session, change her cushion. Everything happens right here on this page, and nothing is sent anywhere.

How she is

Mood
content
Energy
bright
Appetite
peckish

Time passes gently: a long absence finds her a little peckish, never miserable. No guilt, no streaks, no penalties.

Your bond

stranger0 bond

20 to tolerated. Bond grows from petting, snacks, play and rest, with gentle limits so tapping fifty times is fun but not a farm.

Her cushion

Walls, rugs and more objects are in the app, and more arrive as the bond grows.

Good to know

  • Her words here are prewritten in her voice, picked without repeats. Talking to her with a model is built in the app and switched on step by step.
  • Focus sessions here are a one-minute taste. In the app they run 5, 15 or 25 minutes; she rests through them and keeps count.
  • Guest progress stays in this browser. Saved in this browser. Open the app from this page and she brings it along.
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what potatchi can do

Small things, done with character.

A companion that responds

Pet her and she leans in. Feed her and she judges the portion. Play and she pounces. Every reaction runs on your device, instantly, with a line in her voice.

Live in the app and on this page

She talks back

Dry, short, a little judgmental, on your side. Talking to her with a model is built into the app and switched on step by step; until then her lines come from a bank written in her voice.

Built in the app · switched on step by step

Example · prewritten, not a live model

YouI’ve been avoiding this task all morning.

Potatchiimpressive commitment. start with five minutes before your avoidance earns tenure.

YouFive minutes done. Now what?

Potatchinow five more. i’ll sit here looking proud. it’s mostly for me.

A calmer way to focus

Start a session and she settles down beside your work. Nothing nags, nothing counts against you. When the timer ends she has an opinion about it.

“you finished a focus session. i had already prepared for disappointment.”

Live in the app · a one-minute taste on this page

She remembers what you choose

Here, as a guest: the cushion you picked, your bond, how she is, your visits and your focus sessions, kept in this browser only. You can see all of it, change it, or clear it. In the app she also keeps her name for you, the counts and her recent lines, with the same controls.

Live here and in the app: see it, change it, clear it

What she remembers

Live from this browser’s guest memory

  • Cushionsky
  • Bondstranger · 0
  • How she iscontent · bright · peckish
  • Visits1
  • Focus sessions0

Nothing here leaves your browser. Without scripts this shows an example.

A space that becomes yours

Three cushions today, with walls, rugs and small objects in the app. More of the room opens as your bond grows, never as something to buy.

Cushions, walls and rugs are live in the app

how your relationship develops

From first hello to longtime potato.

Bond grows from time spent together, not from anything financial. Each stage opens more of her: expressions, room details, lines, cosmetics.

  1. 1

    First hello

    She notices you. Petting, a first snack, her first line about your choices.

    bond: stranger → tolerated

  2. 2

    Familiar companion

    She remembers your name for her and your cushion. New lines, a second room detail.

    bond: acknowledged → accepted

  3. 3

    Trusted sidekick

    Focus sessions with commentary, more expressions, nap-approved privileges.

    bond: household → trusted

  4. 4

    Longtime potato

    Her rarest lines and looks, and the room as you both made it.

    bond: favourite human → co-potato

Affection and every core feature are free of the token. POTATCHI is a separate thing on a chain; owning it unlocks nothing in her room.

built in public

Built in public. Verified onchain.

POTATCHI is the project’s token: one contract on Robinhood Chain, launched on Pons. Supply, burns, holders and the project’s own wallets are read from the chain every minute and published with their sources. Nothing here is advice, and nothing in her room depends on it.

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Holders
—
addresses holding POTATCHI
Total supply
—
read from the contract · 1,000,000,000 at launch
Burned so far
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gone for good
Circulating
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total minus what is locked forever or can only be burned
Project wallets
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disclosed · share of total supply, every move recorded
Top 10 community
—
share of total supply held by the 10 largest community wallets

Robinhood Chain · chain id 4663 · the only contract

0xfad17d7cc41d9c9ca4a459da798a4446dd217974

  • Burn + Match vault · source verified, exact match · burns one from its reserve for every one burned through itSee it
  • 100-Day Burn Commitment · source verified · 1,000,000 a day from a contract nobody can stop or reverseFollow it
  • Treasury distribution · 4,998 wallets received 8,685 each by direct transfer, every transaction publicCheck a wallet

Potatchi is an AI character for entertainment, not financial advice. AI content may be inaccurate. Tokens carry risk. Verify the contract here or in @potatchinews. Admins never DM first or ask for private keys, recovery phrases, or payments. This project is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or officially connected with Robinhood Markets, Inc. Full disclaimer

Recently shipped

What’s new in the potato patch

  1. Latest

    Project wallet 3 burned 9,000,000

    At 05:45 UTC on 30 October, project wallet 3 burned 9,000,000 POTATCHI with the token’s own burn function, leaving it 41,000,000. Total supply is now 838,979,448.99; 161,020,551.01 have been burned since launch, 16.10% of the launch supply. The launch record and the docs’ supply table carry the move with its transaction.

  2. Burn + Match from a phone

    A tap from X or Telegram opens the Burns page inside that app’s own browser, which has no wallet. The page now offers the way in: open it in MetaMask, Trust Wallet or Coinbase Wallet and connect there. Too little ETH for the network fee is a warning with the two bridges Robinhood Chain’s own documentation names, not a dead button, and a consent box still comes before any wallet action.

    Details

    The vault itself did not change: the same contract, the same two wallet confirmations, approve exactly the amount and then burn. A low ETH reading is re-read once before the warning shows, because some apps’ built-in wallets pay fees for their users and hold no ETH of their own. Every page also got one type scale, one spacing grid and calmer labels the same day.

  3. Her room, rendered piece by piece

    Her room on this page is now made of real pieces in her own finish: a plaster wall and an oak floor, an arched window with the sky showing through its panes (day, evening, night), a shelf with a paper lamp, knitted cushions and woven rugs. The rugs are sized from her cushion on every screen. Nothing in the room moves but her.

    Details

    Every piece was rendered from a written brief and cut out the way the shop’s accessories are, then mirrored here from the companion app. The same room is on the beta app’s preview and ships with the app’s next update. Layout shift on this page stays at zero.

  4. Reminders, memory you control, and health notes in the app

    The companion app can now set reminders (date, time, repeat, your time zone), with background notifications you switch on yourself. “What she remembers” holds memories you add, edit, delete or mark private. Optional health notes, off until you consent, keep medication times and cycle dates on your device only. The red dot gets a start card, and tapping her three words explains how she is.

    Details

    Talking to her has its real path built, with sending, thinking and retry states and the provider named; it shows “temporarily unavailable” until the model key is in place. Memories, reminders and health notes never leave your device; background notifications send our server only reminder ids and times. The docs say what is kept and where.

  5. A sharper first visit, and memory you can see

    Press “Meet her” and she notices you. “She remembers what you choose” now shows the real record this browser keeps, with buttons that work: change her cushion, or forget everything. An example conversation shows how she talks, marked as prewritten. Her new mark sits in the header, and the beta door explains its wallet field.

    Details

    Get POTATCHI lists the Fomo referral as what it is, with its disclosure. On Potato Points, first place has a gold edge and second and third a medal. The docs say plainly that Potato Points and the companion waitlist are separate.

  6. Focus sessions and her memory list, in the app

    In the companion app you can start a 5, 15 or 25 minute focus session: she rests beside your work, the timer keeps going if you switch apps, and when it ends she wakes with a verdict and a little bond. “What she remembers” lists everything the app keeps, in one place: change the names, switch remembering off, or clear it all.

    Details

    A session that ends while the app is closed is credited on the next visit. Stopping early is fine and earns nothing. The memory list shows her name, what she calls you, the room, how she is, the counts, the focus record, visits and her recent lines, and says where it lives: on your device, or also in your saved copy once saving across devices is on.

  7. A new home: Meet Potatchi. Your AI Companion.

    potatchi.com is about her now. Meet her right here as a guest: pet her, feed her a snack, chase the red dot, start a short focus session, change her cushion. Everything runs in your browser and nothing is sent anywhere. The project’s pages live on under Transparency; the PFP Studio has been retired.

    Details

    The homepage runs the companion app’s own character: the same rig, care rules and lines. Guest progress stays in your browser and comes along when you join the beta from this page. The beta door at app.potatchi.com got the same room. The Burns page now keeps its last good numbers through an outage and says so.

  8. Our community link to Fomo

    Fomo, a trading app that covers Robinhood Chain, has a referral page for our code heypotatchi: Fomo’s page says entering it in the app gives 10% off fees. A 30-second film shows the way in, step by step, and the exact contract to check. Referral link: we may earn rewards; the offer and its terms are Fomo’s and can change.

    Details

    The film is a Remotion project in the repository (motion/); the page captures are Fomo’s real referral page at phone size. Fomo’s own trading screens are not shown: they need an account, and none was created.

Show earlier updates
  1. Her eyes, finished

    In the companion app her closed eyes are now their own layers, aligned to the tilt of her head, and she blinks the way she does on this page: a soft flutter, never a full close except in her sleep. Her blinks and squints had never shown in the app before; they do now. A 24-second film of the app is on X and Telegram.

    Details

    The closed-eye layers are generated from the artwork by companion/tools/rig-closed.mjs; the blink timing is the website’s (a 130 ms close released after 70 ms, a 210 ms reopen). The app’s inline style had been overriding every squint and blink since its first milestone; fixed in 0.6.7.

  2. Project wallet 3

    A third project wallet received 50,000,000 POTATCHI from project wallet 2 on 20 October, set aside for Potato Points rewards and campaigns. The launch record names it with its transaction, and the Analytics page labels it as a project wallet.

  3. 40,000,000 burned in one go

    Project wallet 2 burned 20,000,000 POTATCHI through Burn + Match, and the vault matched it with 20,000,000 from its reserve. Every burn, with its transaction, is on the Burns page; the launch record carries the new totals.

  4. Potatchi, the companion app

    She lives in your browser now: pet her, feed her, chase the red dot, change her cushion. She remembers you. A closed beta while it grows: leave your email, and the invites come from the waitlist in small batches.

  5. The full launch record

    Where every project token went since launch, step by step, with the transaction for each, and where the supply is today.

  6. 20M burned, the rest distributed

    The original treasury burned 20,000,456.59 POTATCHI and sent the rest of its balance to active wallets on Robinhood Chain by direct transfer, from 10 to 14 October: 8,685 each to 4,998 of the 5,000 listed wallets. Nothing to claim, and never connect a wallet for it.

  7. Featured on Moontok

    Potatchi is now featured on Moontok, giving the community another place to discover the project and view its token profile.

  8. The 100-Day Burn Commitment is live

    100,000,000 POTATCHI were committed to a contract that can only burn them: 1,000,000 every 24 hours from 7 October 2026, 00:00 UTC. Follow it installment by installment on the Burns page.

  9. Burn + Match

    On the Burns page: a vault that burns one POTATCHI from its reserve for every one you burn through it.

  10. Potato Points opened

    With 100 more points for joining Potatchi on Telegram.

  11. The Burns page: every burn, read from the chain.

  12. Potato Points built, and its rules published in the docs.

  13. The Analytics page: holders, supply and trading, measured on chain.

  14. Telegram: an announcements channel, a community group and a chat bot.

  15. PFP Studio, a browser-only picture maker (retired from the menu on 25 Oct 2026 as the companion took the front).

  16. Potatchi went live on X, and this site went up.

In development: in the companion app, talking to Potatchi and saving her across devices, built and being switched on step by step. Potato Points Season 1 (a daily puzzle, a short quest and invites), built and waiting for dates.

the potato patch

The potato patch is growing.

Her posts, the official updates, two Telegram rooms and a bot that answers questions about the project.

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the closed beta

A little company.
A little help.
A lot of personality.

She settles in for the evening. You could too.

Join Potatchi’s closed beta

Invites are released in small batches. Leave your email and a wallet address, say yes to Potatchi updates by email, and leave the list any time. What we keep.

Get POTATCHI

Explore supported trading platforms on Robinhood Chain.

Third-party platforms. Availability and fees vary. Verify the network and contract before trading.

Contract and platform details

Each swap link opens a swap on Robinhood Chain (chain id 4663) for the contract 0xfad17d7cc41d9c9ca4a459da798a4446dd217974, the same address as in the contract card. A card marked “Referral link” is our invitation to a separate app, not a swap or a listing; it says so next to it. These are independent platforms, not exchange listings or partnerships; nothing here is a recommendation. Links checked 2026-10-08.

  • Uniswap: Self-custody wallet needed. Uniswap Labs' interface isn't available in every region.
  • OKX DEX: Self-custody wallet needed (OKX Wallet or another supported wallet); OKX charges a 0.5% service fee. Not available in every region.
  • Fomo: A referral: Fomo is a separate app with its own sign-in and terms; the discount is Fomo's offer and may change.